Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
