There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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