I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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