the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Watching her eat just hurts me
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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