His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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