what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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