But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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