oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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