If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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