Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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