He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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