tell your sister to shave her snatch
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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