How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
whose ass print is on the piano?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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