Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I will die if light touches me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
