yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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