i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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