Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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