i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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