You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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