i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
