are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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