Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My cat gives me a boner
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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