His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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