Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize