Is it because I queefed?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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