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the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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