I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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