i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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