he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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