sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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