I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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