why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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