So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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