Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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