It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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