Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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