Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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