normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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