I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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