he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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