Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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