Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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