so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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