Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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