would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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