Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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