did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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