So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
