About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I looked at my own cervix.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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