There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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