i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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