it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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