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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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