fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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