At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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