I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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