that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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