In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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