your room smells of hookers.
And success
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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