Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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