Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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